Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the National Debt.
The past weeks have been hectic - since dad’s passing, things have changed. I didn’t know it’d take a sharp bent and these days, humor’s the only thing that keeps me going - too much madness in the world really from the most recent bout about rising cost of stupidity to petrol all thanks to someone’s brilliant idea of ruling the world.
If women were to rule it you’d think we’d send our boys to kill themselves and blame the world for our failure to get our ****s licked?
Here’s something I enjoy … when confronted with life’s share of nods, and head shakes!
- I heard you took an IQ test and they said your results were negative
- How do you keep an idiot amused? Watch this message until it goes away!
- Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
- Please turn your mobile upside down now! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H
- Always remember you’re unique - just like everyone else!
- Flirt but be alert
- Ashes to Ashes Dust to Dust Life is too short so PARTY we must
- Everyone has a photographic memory - some just don’t have films!
- Sorry, I don’t date outside my species!
- Just because you’re smart does not mean that the others are stupid!
- I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem!
- Hi - I am a virus and am entering your brain right now…wait, hold on, sorry unable to find brain…leaving now…
- Boyfriend detector activated…Calibration complete, now searching…..still searching….Sorry, no boyfriends found!
- Multitasking means screwing up several things at once!
- Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
- I once xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine.
- Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
- Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
- Work harder: millions on welfare depend on you.
- A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
- Buses stop at bus stations, trains at train stations, my desk has a workstation!
Have a great weekend - and yes, smiling helps the world from being too constipated - look around you, anyone beaming the light of their souls out from their eyes?
Well, there you have it love!
