Type PLAGE & Win

March 17, 2009

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Stupid monkey! Thinks he can own me for all eternity?? Nikolas is mineeeee!!!

Now where was I thinking about what? I had this dream last night – there were dogs barking a tree. You’d figure out why they were barking at a simple oak tree {I was wondering why the tree wasn’t a coconut tree seeing that I’m here in Malaysia – trust me to even have dreams Americanised or Europeanised. We don’t have oak trees here lah!}. So there were dogs barking at a simple oak tree, and I was wondering why they were barking at the tree, its not as if the tree can bark back right?

Dogs are the silliest of creatures I have ever met in my entire life as a being, human. Of course they are the cutest when they’re walking on two legs, but you wouldn’t want to cuddle them and dress them up, because you’d have a man in pink martini shirt, and goofballs for pants.

Type PLAGE and send it to a number. If you have the most correct entry, you’ll end up with a hefty 5000 euros to spend. Me oh my, I’m back here, and my credit is limited. Sending an sms to anywhere outside Paris, is about 0,50 eurocentime and it cost about 0,10 eurocentime to send an sms to anywhere in the world from Malaysia. So if you do your maths, you’ll see how service operators make money. So I want to run a cartel of all the telcos in the world. That’ll be awesome wouldn’t it? Don’t subscribe to anything less than Virgin if you’re in Europe, or SFR if you’re in France. I got mine with Orange

“Pourquoi Orange?” I asked the guy at the counter of Phone House in Paris
“Parceque c’est le moins cher” he said

I don’t care if its cheap, as long as it works {Its like him asking me to sign up with Telekom Malaysia and you know how it is with TM right?}. He insisted I get Orange. Gawd, I’m Asian lah. How Asian can you get with orange, its not like I’m yellow-fever hungry now am I? Anyways… Orange works fine if you’re right smack on Zero point in Paris centre and if you’re outside Europe. When you’re in a french building, you’d likely have to find an open window, or chuck that phone out, and get a new subscription with SFR or maybe even Virgin. Now that I’ve rant’d about it, I hope they don’t cut my line like what Telekom Malaysia did with mine.

Construtive Criticism is good!!

But blog it and you’re likely to end up in ISA or something worst in Malaysia, land of the hornbills and Guiness Book of World Records where you don’t find the smartest person on planet boleh-land. See? I just need to go away for sometime to not talk about Malaysia. I love Malaysia {yeah right – you were just about to be conceived right?} So I’ll continue my rant tomorrow – for now, I need a breather, and yes, I am doing a research on some good open source script for a new site {and to think I’m going to retire offline in a couple of weeks from now}

Bon Soiree

Type PLAGE & Win was previously published on AainaA Insight, June 2007 herein republished for your reading pleasure.